Coverage of Vietnam has been temporarily interrupted to bring you this news flash.

Reports are coming in that three English have girls recently landed in Australia. They have been wondering around Sydney for the last few hours in complete disbelief that they are finally there.

Twenty-five year old journalist Jenna Richards said: “I can’t believe it. I’ve been wanting to come here for as long as I can remember and now I’m finally here. It’s amazing!”

The latest reports suggest that the three girls have so far found the Australians to be incredibly friendly but are not so sure about all the killer snakes and spiders lurking on the continent. Of the 10 most deadly snake species in the world Australia has them all.

It is believed the girls have so far steered clear of deadly snakes and spiders but instead are having problems getting used to being in an English speaking country after spending the last year in Asia.

Mental health worker, Emily Buck, 23, commented: “I feel like I’m ear wigging on every one’s conversation just because I can understand what they are saying. But at the same time it’s so nice to be able to go into somewhere and explain exactly what I want without having to use pigeon English and check they understand after every three words.”

The three girls are due to remain in Australia for the next twelve days during which time it’s thought they will probably acquire piercings, tattoos and hopefully finish updating their blogs.

They have already begun looking in to renting or buying a camper van when they return to Australia after a brief trip to New Zealand later this month. Katrina Millington, 23, said: “We really wanted to rent a van a drive most of the East coast but to get a four birth is more expensive than getting two two birth vans. I don’t not what were going to do at  the moment keep looking I guess.”

When the girls were last seen they were walking around commenting on how like England Australia is and how different it is at the same time.

It is not thought the girls are dangerous although reminding them they are finally in Sydney could trigger bouts of mass hysteria and excitement. People are urged not to approach unless they are a very good looking Aussie surfer boy type!

* Posted by j150vsc on 02/09/2007.
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